are you still at the devil's house?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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