He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize