what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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