whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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