escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
