Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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