I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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