Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
As shirtless as possible
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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