So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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