Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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