I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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