she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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