She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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