i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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