the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My nipple is on Facebook.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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