grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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