if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want to have your abortion
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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