dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Pants are for mortals
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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