The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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