Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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