they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
