Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
