this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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