Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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