is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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