Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
He kissed a someone with a penis
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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