quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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