Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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