My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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