He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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