Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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