I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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