Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you would pick up someone in the library
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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