we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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