Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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