I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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