trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I love you.
Bad choice
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