it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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