Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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