she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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