he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
All I want is dick and wine.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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