I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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