he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
