question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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