she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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