I'm lost and stupid without you.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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