i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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