I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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