you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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