plz talk dirty to me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We're too hungover to prance.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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