By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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