are you still at the devil's house?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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