Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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