He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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