Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
