We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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